19 Mar
Quote of the day:
“I have a chrome toaster and I use it all the time.” - Pete
Blonde joke for today:
Q: Why did the blonde have TGIF written on her shoes?
A: To remind her - Toes Go In First
Ha. Anyway, TGIF.
18 Mar
Why, oh why do people leave messages saying to call them, and not tell you why?! I hate that! Just tell me the dang reason, so I am not stressing out until I am able to return your call. My mom does it all the time, “Call me, there is something I want to talk to you about.” Well then tell me, so I know it I need to call you back immediately or at my leisure! Argh…
[end rant]
17 Mar
While searching for information on how to travel with a wedding dress I came across this site: Ugly Wedding Dress of the Day. I don’t know about you, but it made me feel better, without even eating any carbs. Which brings me to today?s rant - anti-carb diets are dumb! Down with Atkins! I am gong to start a new diet, called Eat Healthy Foods in Moderate Amounts and Get Some Exercise! It is really simple, you eat a health diet of lean protein, whole grains, fruit and vegetables, go easy on the processed junk food, and you actually get some exercise instead of watching TV all day. And you should drink lots of lattes, because lattes are good.
Actually, I would like an all-cheese diet, but I have a feeling that might not be very beneficial.
15 Mar
I have been terrible at updating this site. Sorry to anyone who has noticed.
I just wasted 5 minutes on Billy Joel. I need to do my taxes. And get tabs ordered. And a million other things before leaving for Jamaica in 10 days. Don’t expect many updates in the next few weeks.
5 Mar

Believe it or not, I have been crazy busy. Or maybe just crazy. A little at least. 22 days to go.
1 Mar
Thought for the day:
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate vegetables.
Found out the kitty belongs to the neighbors. I guess they put it outside one night when it was puking, and then she disappeared. Weird. When I called the animal shelter no one had listed the cat missing. Oh well, at least now I know she has a home.
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