I got a really cool set of knives today at Bed, Bath & Beyond, I am stoked to go home and cut things. Like veggies. And meat. And tomatoes. Also got some books at Barnes & Noble for my niece (who I get to see this weekend if it doesn’t turn into a total blizzard!).

My friend Heather sent me an email of 10 puns. Brace yourself.

“Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much - he became known as the lesser of two weevils.”

More to come…